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Via ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) hafoc who doesn't want to blog it himself for some odd reason. ;) Keep Jesus Off My Penis (someone needs to do the Keep Your Rosaries Out of My Ovaries version) - Tags:politics
- Mood:amused
 - Music:Keep Jesus Off My Penis
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Between this toy (brought to my attention by morganalilith) and this song I'm in a snarky political mood. The toy gives me sadistic pleasure. The most relevant portion of my current music (lack of capitalization due to source): cuz take away our playstations
and we are a third world nation
under the thumb of some blue blood royal son
who stole the oval office and that phony election
i mean
it don't take a weatherman
to look around and see the weather
jeb said he'd deliver florida, folks
and boy did he ever
and we hold these truths to be self evident:
#1 george w. bush is not president
#2 america is not a true democracy
#3 the media is not fooling me | |
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Forget not the days of old
And recall the stories told
Of the burnings and the screams
Do they ever haunt your dreams?
There was a time when freedom died
It was an age of genocide
The Inquisition at the door
The Church of Rome in a holy war
They broke freedom on the wheel
In the madness of their zeal
In the shadow of their wake
The innocent burning at the stake
Children resist a return to the burning times
People be wise to the power of their lies
Be not fooled as those who were fooled before
Children, oh children, be free, be wild
They came to bring the "good news"
To burn witches, pagans, Jews
Said they were the Shepherd's sheep
Whipped old women through the streets
Then the turning of the tide
From the truth they could not hide
Now the darkest age has passed
The Goddess has returned at last! In the current political climate, listening to Inkubus Sukkubus is probably imprudent. They're a pagan rock band with a distinct anti-Christian flavor in several tracks ( Wake of the Christian Knights comes to mind immediately.) | |
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Your Political Profile
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Overall: 35% Conservative, 65% Liberal
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Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
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Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Well I knew I had to end up conservative somewhere.
( And now for an almost entirely incorrect music 'quiz'... ) | |
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Swiped from joisbishmyogaPresident Bush's iPod.
"iPod One," as the player has been dubbed, is used by Bush while he pedals around his Texas ranch on a mountain bike, presidential media adviser Mark McKinnon told the newspaper.
Writing in the London Times, Caitlin Moran noted: "No black artists, no gay artists, no world music, only one woman, no genre less than 25 years old, and no Beatles."
"This is basically boomer rock 'n' roll and more recent music out of Nashville made for boomers. It's safe, it's reliable, it's loving. What I mean to say is, it's feel-good music."If you could upload ONE mp3 from your music collection to President Bush's iPod, what would it be? Copy the list of the person you ganked it from, and add your own to the bottom. You may also, if you wish, choose to delete one from the list and replace it with your own. 1. "Tuesday Morning" by Melissa Etheridge 2. "Sorrow" by Bad Religion (it was either this or "April 29, 1992" by Sublime; maybe I should've chosen Sublime for the minority angle...) 3. "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls (puh-leeze... I HAD to) 4. "The Story" by Skittle-sama (and I hope he CHOKES on it) 5. "Cult of Personality" by Living Color (I figure a black rock band with a political bent would be just the thing) | |
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Country, meet Hell and Handbasket. "Our job is to reclaim America for Christ, whatever the cost," Kennedy says. "As the vice regents of God, we are to exercise godly dominion and influence over our neighborhoods, our schools, our government, our literature and arts, our sports arenas, our entertainment media, our news media, our scientific endeavors -- in short, over every aspect and institution of human society."Read the whole article.I'll be deliriously happy if someone can point to proof that this is a joke. | |
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I really should blog my opinions on some political hot buttons. Other than my documented pro same sex marriage stance. :) | |
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I'm slowly getting over The Sick. I'm only mildly congested now, though the sneezing has increased and my nose is hoping that it won't have to get intimate with tissues for a while. Unfortunately it will probably be a few more days before it gets its wish. I'm finding it interesting that the pierced nostril seems to be less prone to stopping up entirely, however it's a good thing I bent the screw a bit long since there is some inflammation. And I'm sure that's more than you ever wanted to know about the workings of my nose. ( BlogThing quizzes ) | |
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